Ah Soh Jokes
Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set.
She goes to a shop. Ah Soh : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Soh : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job.
She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected"
She is not sure of the question.
After much thought, she writes " Yes "
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Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Soh : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Soh : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Soh : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Soh : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do?"
Ah Soh : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it! ?"
Ah Soh : "Two cups of coffee and a coke"
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Ah Soh and her friend board a double-decker bus.
Her friend gets a seat downstairs and Ah Soh goes upstairs.
After a while, her friend goes upstairs to look for Ah Soh and finds her clutching the seats in both hands and her body is shivering .
Her friend : "What happened? Why you so scared for what? Downstairs quite shiok one."
Ah Soh : "Alamak you! You got a driver but I don't."
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